Tuesday, 15 November 2016

The Little Johnny

On a faithful day, Little Johnny suddenly walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He saw her without a towel and he asked his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.suprisingly She replies, "A bush." he knodded then walked out The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake." he shook his head in agreement A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights." A couple weeks went by and little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"

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