WHAT YOUR NOSE SAYS ABOUT YOU.

It is said that every feature of your face tells you something about yourself and who you're intended to be. According to Jean Haner (author of THE WISDOM OF YOUR FACE)  an expert in face reading. Your forehead reveals things about your 20's,your eyes tells you about your

HOW TO HOOK UP WITH OLDER WOMEN

Do you just sit back and wonder if it's so possible to hook up with that big lady in your neighborhood? Yes it is! it's time to grow up literally. Upping your age limit and expanding your dating horizon is easier than you think. Here's how to hook up with an older woman.

Crazy Husband

Husband brings the child home from the hood nanny and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" "No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Johnny."

The Stupid Teacher

In 5th grade middle of the term A new teacher walks in to little Johnny classroom and tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny was the only person that stood up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

The Little Johnny

On a faithful day, Little Johnny suddenly walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He saw her without a towel and he asked his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.suprisingly She replies, "A bush." he knodded then walked out The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake." he shook his head in agreement A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights." A couple weeks went by and little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"